This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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