Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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