He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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