His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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