ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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