Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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