If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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