We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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