My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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