Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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