: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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