i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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