Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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