you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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