I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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