Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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