brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
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yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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