I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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