So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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