sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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