we made out on top of his cat.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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