Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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