Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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