Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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