Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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