Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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