This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i think im in europe. pls send help
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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