did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
