I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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