No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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