I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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