drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
my poor anus
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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