You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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