I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Randomize