Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
