why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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