so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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