i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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