so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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