why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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