I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
this must be what syphilis tastes like
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
