maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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