WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
did you just send me my own nude
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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