I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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