Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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