Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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