I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
So. Much. Porn.
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