So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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