Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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