We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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