My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
