I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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