Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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