it wasn't lemon gatorade
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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