What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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