If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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